When you get all new lines
When you see someone sailing in a helmet
When someone wears just a bikini out sailing
When you get rolled
When someone forgets to rinse their gear
When you keep getting splashed in the face
When I put on my dry suit
When you're in the 1 and you capsize
When you first meet your new coach
When my skipper rounds the unfavored side of a...
When I watch sailing with someone that doesn't...
When I'm driving back in the team van after we've...
When your coach asks if you've been doing the team...
When I open my sailing bag
When someone asks if I spun
When I'm wearing colored Zinka
When you're in the middle of a clusterfuck
When I remember I can't do collegiate sailing...
When you roll too hard and scoop a bunch of water
When you want to sail with your friend
When we get new team gear
When I have a new coach
The Charles River
When one person needs to be in the coach boat
When you're out on trap and your skipper nearly...
When I'm racing
When I race in B fleet
When someone says sailing is easy
When we're still running drills and practice is...
When I try to give my skipper advice
When I find out practice is canceled
When you help Learn to Sail kids right their boat
When my crew gets to practice late
When your foreign coach gives a chalk talk
When you run aground because your crew didn't put...
When someone tells me about a race they "almost...
When my bridal snaps
When my mom sees me after I get off the water
When I douse the spinnaker too early
When I'm looking through my bag for e-tape
When you hear its blowing 20 kts
When your coach won't sail you in A fleet
When I tell my parents I need new gear
When I find out we're doing rolling starts
When my coach gives me advice that I know is wrong
When I go suns out, guns out
When you lose your gooseneck pin and someone else...
When I don't know if I should start boat or pin so...
When someone tries to steal your rudder